This is where Elaine and I differ completely. I am on "Team Vienna" and have been since I saw Jake's complete devotion to this ball-breaking hustler from rural Florida (I also happened to see an internet spoiler that told me that Vienna would win). This show is like crack-cocaine. You get excited in anticipation of watching it... you enjoy it while it's on because you're making fun of these idiots that call themselves human... and then afterward you feel dirty inside that you watched. Well done ABC... well done. I think I'll start doing heroin instead of watching Allie next season as the new Bachelorette.
I can't really think of any situation when I think a men's turtleneck is a good thing. Perhaps at the Gapptastic Ugly Sweater Christmas Party, but that's about it.
This is where Elaine and I differ completely. I am on "Team Vienna" and have been since I saw Jake's complete devotion to this ball-breaking hustler from rural Florida (I also happened to see an internet spoiler that told me that Vienna would win). This show is like crack-cocaine. You get excited in anticipation of watching it... you enjoy it while it's on because you're making fun of these idiots that call themselves human... and then afterward you feel dirty inside that you watched. Well done ABC... well done. I think I'll start doing heroin instead of watching Allie next season as the new Bachelorette.
ReplyDeleteRyan, just say no. Don't watch it.
ReplyDeleteand making fun of people isn't nice.
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I can't really think of any situation when I think a men's turtleneck is a good thing. Perhaps at the Gapptastic Ugly Sweater Christmas Party, but that's about it.
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