1. Allow 9 months for pregnancy? Try 10. 40 weeks is 10 months. The first lie of pregnancy.
2. You have to breastfeed every 2 1/2 to three hours. But this time begins when you START breastfeeding. So you breastfeed at 7, it takes 30 minutes. Now it is 7:30. You have to start again at 9:30. There is only 2 hours in between those times. Bullshit.
3. According to many doctors, sleeping through the night is considered 5-6 hours. Um, I don't know what these pediatricians are smoking, but 5 hours is just not going to cut it.