One of the grossest things I think about the baby is when he does a #2 while drinking a bottle. I don't know why. Maybe because I imagine someone enjoying a sandwich while sitting on the toilet? Or maybe because when I am feeding him, he is laying across my lap and I know the only thing that is protecting me from his shit is a measly diaper? Either way, it is just nasty business.
Thank you.
This post made me laugh me laugh out loud. A sandwich on a toilet is disgusting imagery.
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