Yesterday I wore a skirt to work. My students had no problem letting me know this was a bad idea.
"Miss, your legs are so white."
"Your legs are blinding me."
"There is no way I can do any work. Your white legs are so distracting."
Teenagers have no problem with honesty. These legs do need some sun, but before I can dedicate my life to the pool a little sunless tanner may have to do. I am nervous about streaks and looking like an oompa loompa. Any suggestions? Brands I should try? No-fail techniques?