I know this is just the beginning of comments that I am going to get annoyed with, but currently on top of my list is the "you better enjoy your sleep now. You are really going to miss it when the baby comes."
OH.MY.GOD?? Did everyone know that babies cry? And at NIGHT????? Holy shit, this is such surprising information. I had no idea. You mean I am going to have to wake up? In the middle of the night? Having a baby is exhausting???????