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Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Flat Butt
Ever since I’ve had Paul I feel like I have adopted a “flat ass.” My friend Diz says she has heard this is a common body issue post baby. Is this true? I’ve been doing squats and lunges to add a little Kim Kardashian booty, but so far I haven’t seen any results. Maybe a new pair of jeans would do the trick? Perhaps some décor on the butt would help it look lifted? I think the rear of these True Religions look cute:
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Does anyone else have this problem? What brand of jeans makes you feel your best?
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For starters you can have some of my ass- it's ample. OR you can ask Santa to bring you these!!!
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ahh.. not feeling your pain.. the Aunties and I were on the floor laughing, the jelly was rolling.. TOO SMALL OF ASS??? this is a problem?? you must have become a Vaughn.. cuz you sure as Hell ain't a Cressey/Smythe !!!
ReplyDeletePS YOU LOOK MARVELOUS !!
I totally understand! I totally lost my butt when I had my first baby. My second is 4 months old and I am working hard to get it back:) Squats, squats, squats is all I can say:)
ReplyDeleteI'm with your Mom--I am NOT feeling your pain. Shall I airmail you some of my ass?
ReplyDeleteOops, that anonymous above was your Auntie Martha. We have plenty to spare in the Cressey/Smythe family....
ReplyDeletei too laughed out loud at this. too small of an ass? how quaint of a problem.
ReplyDeletei just typed an extremely long paragraph about a conversation will and i had re: is he a "breast or ass" man (with me, who needs to choose?), then realized it was inappropriate. call me.
James Jeans have totally changed my world!
ReplyDeleteTry these exercises too: sumo squats, step lunges, hip extension machine, and maybe a modified bridge where your shoulders stay on the ground and you raise your butt + legs up and hold for 30-60 seconds at a time while arms remain flat on ground at your side.
ReplyDeleteP.S. this is Mo's friend Laura from Chicago and I am a total fitness nerd....