Brain Dump

1. We joined lifetime gym and I really like it.  But I think I am going to have to start going at the crack of dawn before school because there are lot of douche bags who love to look at themselves in the mirror and flex.  It's weird.  But the childcare is great even though Charlie cries.  Paul tells me he is fine quickly, so hopefully that is the case.

2. I think the UPS guy will come to our house every day in December

3. My baby is almost TWO years old and that is really sad.  Not sad enough to have another baby, but sad.

4. Speaking of babies, my BFF in Vail had a BIG baby boy the day before my birthday and I went to see him last weekend.  He is really cute.  I want to show you a picture, but since she hasn't even put a thing on Facebook he probably isn't allowed on the blog.

5. You guys- I got an upright vacuum dust buster thing that is CORDLESS for my birthday (from my mom, not Ryan in case you were worried) and it is amazing.  First, Paul loves to work it so that is nice and second, I can just run it over the floors really fast after meals or a marathon round of play-dough and all the mess is gone.  #imold

6. My friend did some remodeling in her house and put this tile in her bathroom that looks like hardwood.  It is incredible.  I want it in my entire downstairs and the upstairs bathroom.  Can someone please send me 5,000?  Thank you in advance.

7. Paul slept in his own bed Sunday night.  So I told him he could get a new car.  Then Ryan put him to bed last night and apparently told him if he did it again he could get another new car.  So he did.  Basically we are paying 3 dollars a night for Paul to sleep in his own bed.  We.  Are.  Suckers.

8. We are so busy this weekend, that I haven't even told Ryan everything that is at on our agenda.  He does better when he slowly learns about how popular and awesome we are.

What's on your Brain?

Found on my phone!

Don't you love when you find hilarious pictures on your phone that you totally forgot about?  Or wish you would forget about?  Here is what is on my phone roll: 

Charlie loves a good selfie.  He thinks he is really funny and laughs every time he can see himself in the camera! 

This is one of the pictures I wish I could forget about.  Sometimes when I take a shower, Charlie sneaks upstairs and basically DESTROYS my bathroom while I try and get clean.  It really starts off the day right when you step out of the shower and see this.  

 The only way to watch TV is bum up. 

Paul was playing "dentist" with his doctor kit and I DIE over the glasses.  But he was very serious.  

Another pastime of Charlies' is emptying my purse, disassembling my wallet and finding my keys so he can make the car horn honk.  Fun times at the Vaughn household. 

This one is just from the other day at the trampoline park.  Charlie looks terrified and Paul looks ecstatic.  

Happy Wednesday! 

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Thoughts on a Wednesday

Holy Smokes, where have I been?  We are moving and by the end of the day, not one coherent thought enters my mind to write about.  Moving is such a process.  I am trying to stay organized, but I know when we get to crunch time, I will just start throwing shit in boxes.  And if I wasn't before, I am absolutely addicted to Pinterest now.  I can't stop pinning. 

Other things happening:
- I bought Paul regular whole milk this week at the grocery store for the very first time.  I still feel guilty about it.  He will probably start puberty tomorrow.  But when I went to the story, organic milk was almost SEVEN dollars.  SEVEN.  It is ridiculous.  But I feel so bad, I'll most likely buy it next week. 

- In addition, every time I have been at the grocery store I have walked by the hot pockets in the frozen food section and used 100% of my will power not to throw a box in my cart.  It's gross.  Not sure if I want to kick back to 2002, when my college roommates and I would eat a hot pocket on our walk to class in the morning.  Every single morning.  It is real clear why I weighed 20 more pounds then I do now. 

- Blogging what you want for any occasion is amazing.  I am now a proud owner of a gold Michael Kors watch, and I LOVE it.  My arm party went up about 20 notches.

- We had a nice Mother's Day. I made a very low key brunch of an egg bake, fruit salad, and bagels.  Everyone came to our house and then we piled in two cars and drove by our hopeful new house.  Everyone got out and peeked in the windows, and I am positive our neighbors to be think we are 100% insane.  Oh well. 

 

That's all for now.  I'll try harder tomorrow!